POST 200!!!
Actually that's quite pathetic considering that this blog actually boasts ownership by 12 people... Yawns.
So anyway, I shall celebrate my posting the 200th post by telling an interesting and anazing story bound to make you tear your hair out in anguish. Its comes in three parts.
Part 1 is scaryyyyy, like horror movie scary, so watch out! Part 2 is, instead, funny! Well we all need a little comedy now and then. And part three is sad... Like Shane sad. Like Shane emo. Get it?
Alrite here goes:
Part 1: Once upon a time, there was a zombie. (OOO now wasn't THAT scary? I mean, a ZOMBIE! Wow that's freaking scary lah.)
Part 2: The zombie was jumping around when it tripped and fell. (HAHAHA like is that funny or what?)
Part 3: The zombie took serious injuries from the fall... and eventually died... (Awww now isn't that sad... Never mind the fact that its a zombie. Its still died... Shane are you crying?)
OK that's the end of the brilliant trilogy. I call it "The Chronicles of the Zombie who Jumped and Died". I don't really want to sound conceited, but this trilogy just hit the top of the New York Times bestseller list. Honestly.
Haha bullshits aside, I congratulate Alvyn and Kelvin for their postings. You'll be glad to be anywhere except at Khatib Camp.
By the way, do i get a prize for posting this? Like, its the 200th post and all so.... OK! Alvyn I'll see you at LORRY'S next week.
Ciao.
the class united @
9:20 PM
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
