BLOGGING TIME~~~!
So congratulations to Alvyn and Kelvin for completing the gruelling Basic Military Training! Whatever comes next won't matter coz you're now three months down, and mony more to come until ORD! Woohoo!
I think u need to give your thanks now for so many things that did not happen to you during BMT. Like these:
1. Kena charged by unruly commanders ; bye bye to uni!
2. Got possessed! Woooooo~~~ Rmb to bring the Tentera Singapura crest with you wherever you go!
3. Malfunctioning grenade which explodes in your face even without throwing! Now that would be a pretty sight.
4. Got lost in Tekong during field camp and route marches! I don't think a jungle navigational course during recruit times is advisable...
5. Died in live firing due to losers who point the gun at you and say "Eh how come my weapon can't put to safe mode ah?"
And of course there are the less enjoyable parts of things which also did not happen to you:
1. Movies did not hapen.
2. Towning did not happen.
3. LANning did not happen.
4. Good food did not happen.
5. And a pass in IPPT did not happen!
Woot.
Isn't army great?
Ray the Bay-onet. HAHAHA.
the class united @
10:22 PM
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
