Friday, April 14, 2006

Hey guys! We're Back!

Yeah we know it's been a while, but hey you know what they say about absence making the heart grow fonder and how it's better to be late than never. So as promised, today we're talking about the MALE EGO!

The Male Ego is best described in this picture you see here with Jude Law in this Oh-My-God-Why-Do-I-Look-Like-Inhumane-Perfection-Personified pose.


Male Ego fact 1
All guys have an ego, big or small!
If a guy says he doesn't have an ego, kick him in the arse because he's lying!


Why guys need an ego

1. To dominate girls (norman we know you're giving us the thumbs up here)

2. Suppress feminism (make that two thumbs up now)

Basically these two points are interlinked. If guys do not upkeep their ego and allow girls to trample over them, they will end up looking like this.

Now who in the right frame of mind will want to look like that?? And trust us, girls will trample over you because feminism is very much on the rise. So only by oppressing the girls will you save yourself from transforming into this eyesore.

3. Give meaning to our life.

With an ego, life is worth the living because it's like our inner self and when we feed it, nurture it, make it feel good, we'll feel good and life will be good. The food we eat will taste awesome, the air we breathe will smell fresh, we'll walk every step with a little spring. Ahhh life is good with the ego.


Male Ego Fact 2
The Backstreet Boys do NOT enhance the Male Ego with their sappy love songs about needing girls! It reeks of allowing girls to dominate us guys!

Enhancing the Male Ego

When it comes to enhancing the Male Ego, just remember one thing. It's all about ME, ME and no one else but ME. So with that in mind...

1. Make yourself look good.
Shower daily, mask your face at least three times a week

Learn the art of chilling and when you do all of the abovementioned, you'll end up looking great like Christian Bale here.


When you look good, you'll feel good and the Male Ego will increase!

2. Enjoy the finer things in life
Eat well

Dress well

and last by not least, mix with the right crowd


Alvyn: I really wonder why we need an ego sometimes...
Wei Kee: Oh man!! How can you ask this sort of a question??? How on earth can you dominate girls without an ego?!?!
Alvyn: Erm ok.... So it's important to have an ego. And thanks to this great entry, i know how to build up the Male Ego now. Thing is...
Wei Kee: Yea?
Alvyn: I need a picture of the ultimate male egoness.
Wei Kee: Ahhh well, this is it. Swaggering off into the night with two hot chicks. Nothing else beats it!

the class united @ 11:59 PM