Well guys, this is it. I can hear Madame Tekong calling to me now and she's saying "Recruit Ng, get your arse over here, i'm going to torture you now! Muahahha! I've got my pull up bars and jungles waiting for you, not to mention my sadistic sergeants who just can't wait to knock you down at the slightest offence, my fantastic canteen food which will make jamie oliver go berserk, my oh so 'clean' toilets which will make the dirtiest toilet in China seem like heaven. And guess what? We've only scratched the surface of life in Tekong!"
Yeah well, sorry to disappoint lady, but i'm going to kick your arse!(yea rite.......)
But seriously, i hope things aren't too bad there and that i'll get out alive in two weeks time. Till then, have fun people and take care! Keep this blog cool!
alvyn
the class united @
11:58 PM
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
