I came across this really hilarious story in the newspaper the other day and it's so funny i couldn't stop thinking about it haha.
In the wake of the extreme cold temperatures that have swept across Europe, a 7 year old boy in Germany decided to find out how cold minus eleven degrees celsius was by licking a frozen lamp post. His tongue was frozen into place as a result and the Red Cross had to be called in to rescue him, which they did by thawing his tongue with hot water.
This kid either had too much time or he's that desperate for an icepop. But it tickled my funny bone, so cheers!
-alvyn
the class united @
9:22 PM
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
