Tabloid Tale #3: Luna Lovegood found! - After a nation wide search, the character of Luna Lovegood has been cast and in a shocking turn of events, producers have decided to cast a virtual unknown from Singapore for the role and what's more, he's a guy! Yes, Luna Lovegood will be played by a Sinagporean male by the name of Tan Wei Kee!!! What clinched the role for Mr. Tan was the letter he wrote to the producers and we're proud to present an exclusive extract of this letter. Tabloid Tale #4: A's Catastrophe! - Singaporean students who took their A Level Examinations in 2005 will be devastated(or relieved) to hear that ULCAS has misplaced an entire box full of A level scripts! While the exact details are sketchy, it is believed that the papers misplaced included scripts from the Economics paper and Biology paper. "I've no idea where the papers went to," says Mrs Neville, chief marker for the A level exams. " Perhaps George the doorman took them for rags and had them thrown away, that dork!" Right guys, hope you enjoyed these tales! Presenting to you another masterpiece from the duo of alvyn and wei kee! Anyway, take care dudes, and don't forget that the release of the As results will be right after the new year break, so goodbye and good luck!
Hello people!!! Wei Kee and I are back to bring you all yet another one of our ever so interesting joint entries! This time, we're here to entertain you guys with a round up of some of our favourite TABLOID TALES! So brace yourselves!
Tabloid Tale #1 : White Noise makes some noise at Golden Globe 2006!
- The movie White Noise, starring Michael Keaton won big at the Golden Globe awards last night clinching the best movie of the year, seeing off the challenges of the likes of History of Violence. When stopped by this reporter, a visibly shellshocked Mr. Keaton expressed his delight that the movie had won and added that any movie that had him in it stood a great chance of being successful hits. Looks like we now know why Batman and Robin didn't do so well at the box office...
Tabloid Tale #2: "I quit!" says Mourinho... and you won't believe why!
-Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has sensationally quit the football club despite leading the team to a commanding 16 point lead at the top of the English Premier League and it all boils down to the fact that he can no longer stand English food! He said " I am the Special One, but when i have to eat fish and chips all day, i don't feel special. No, i cannot stand it anymore. I have to move back to Portugal where they boil the fish instead of frying it all the time." Awww, we say poor Jose is probably just homesick.
"well i no i am a boy but you no what ever.I really want this beacuse i got good makeing voices.And i love emma watson i would love to meet here she is my life i cant think about eney thing eles but her.Plzz let me in and tell them i can where a wig or get a guy part plzz its bin my dream to meet here since like 5 years ago!" Well he's got his wish, so watch out for Luna, because 'she's' coming to a screen near you!
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
