Alright people!!!
Important annoucement ahead.
So important you need to stop whatever you are doing right now,for example,Weikee please stop wanking off to pictures of Jude Law and that Malena actress,Alvyn please cease your I-AM-CATHOLIC-SO-I-DUN-WANK-AND-I-AM-HOLIER-THAN-THOU attitude,Raymond stop the maple-storying,Michelle stop talking to yourself,Norman and Emily get your eyes away form Naruto and yes Simin,we are all glad you are back from your trip and er,yea welcome home!
Welcome home to myself too.I'm finally back.(CUE for Eminem's "Without Me" to be played.Lyrics go by the everlasting lines "Guess who's back,back again,KELVIN's back,tell a friend")
Alright,before i steer off course into narcissism forever more,let me now tell you what i am here for apart from annoucing my reappearance or comeback or whatever you losers like to call it.
I am here,really,for 04A1A's CHRISTMAS celebration 2005!!!!! -confetti thrown into air by ardent fans-
So,woohoo to that!!
Alright.This is a bit rushed,but Alvyn and i don't really care so you have the follwing options to choose from.
For those who prefer the eve of Christmas which is the 24th...
Option (A) => Dine outside in one of those fancy,flash-in-the-pans(?),vavavoom restaurants,which will then be followed by a late night movie to count the secs and mins down to Christmas. Only at 12,can we then exchange our christmas gifts.
Option (B) => Alvyn will whip us a meal and we all congregate in his house.Like option (A),we will then proceed to town for a late night movie,exchanging our presents only when the clock strikes 12.
Editor's comments:I know most of you are cursing above your breath now about the exorbitance and extravagance of option(A) but think about it,Alvyn's cooking sucks....Would you rather sit through a dinner with horrible,shitty,pretentious Salmon Linguine on your table while you put on a fake smile to show your appreciation or would you rather eat out where the food might not be free but yet tasty and sumptous?Furthermore,it couldn't really be all that expensive with Alvyn(Cue for DBS cash online's theme song to come in) around.
For those who prefer the day of Christmas itself,the 25th...
Option (A) => See the above.
Option (B) => See above also.
So basically,you guys get the gist.Difference between the two is,merely,in date.
Alright,before i go,just want to say,CHOOSE WISELY.Eat free and freely,but with low quality(ok sorry to Alvyn,JOKE LARHHH) OR eat slightly more expensive food,delicious and,err...ok larh..just more delicious.
As to Michelle's quiz,this is my altered version.
5 reasons why Kelvin rocks and Michelle doesn't.1)Kelvin has brains.Michelle doesn't.
2)Kelvin likes BeeBee.Michelle only liked it after Kelvin introduced it to her,LOSERR,POSERR.
3)Kelvin has creativity,Michelle doesn't,beginning every entry with "GUYS" and then coming with lame excuse for her lack of creativity by claiming it being her "signature".
4)Because Kelvin is not Michelle.
5)Because Michelle is Michelle.
Have a great day and make a decision by like...tomorrow latest!
the class united @
3:52 PM
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
