OMG GUYS.Guess what?
everyone in unison:WHAT?
ITS CLASS CHALET TMRW!!!
Alright,there is no excuse for anyone not to turn up unless you are:
a)suffering from an intolerable,highly infectious,terminal disease
b)going abroad to visit a member of the royal family in any of these countries:INDIA,MALAYSIA,NEPAL,BANGLADESH,THAILAND
c)so deeply entrenched in poverty that you are unable to afford the chalet fees(but that's ok!We have Alvyn,the boss to settle payments!)
d)not the least bit interested in an ACTIVITY THAT WE AS A CLASS WILL DO TOGETHER FOR THE LAST TIME(READ:the GUILT TRIP technique) since you have better alternatives from MONDAY TO WEDNESDAY
e)ok i've ran out of possibilites
SO EVERYONE'S SET AND GOOD TO GO I GUESS?(actually there is no option.You can only choose to go)
So anyhow,for the sake of having fun as a class for the last time,EVERYBODY HAS TO TURN UP!Especially Angela who didn't turn up for the last class chalet hahahha
Details>>>>>
Tomorrow,Monday,28th September 2005:Meet at Tampines Mall at 12 noon.Then from there,after buying all the necessary groceries,we'll all cab down to the chalet.
I guess everyone's clear then?AIGHTS I'm OUT!!!!!!
the class united @
5:18 PM
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
