An Award Winning Recipe
12 easy steps to a fantastic dish!
1) Assembly all your ingredients. In this case we have one angela, alvyn, daniel, emily, karen, kelvin, michelle, norman, raymond, shane, simin and weikee.
2) In a pot, boil norman to make a smart soup stock to be used later. Turn stove to a simmer.
3) While the stock is cooking, using a blender, whisk michelle until all the bubbly energy and cheerfulness is emulsified and condensed.
4) Finely chop angela and karen so that all the happiness and humour is fully maximised.
5) In a bowl, beat up raymond so that all musings are extracted in order to add a touch of sophistication to the dish.
6) Add a dash of sweetness in the form of emily and simin.
7) Fry kelvin, alvyn, shane and weikee with a little olive oil to obtain all the heavenly goodness of serious triviality, emotions, metrosexuality and passion.
8) In a pestle, give daniel a good bash with a mortar to get a fiery, quirky indian paste.
9) Now throw all of these into a large pot and allow to simmer at a low heat for two years, stirring it constantly.
10) Season generously with wild moments of sudden outburst of laughter, insanely funny behaviour, quirky jokes, huge egos and class scandals.
11) Dish out the stew into a plate, piling it with liberal amounts of love and care.
12) Serve warm with a glass of red wine.
And there you have it, the best dish in the whole world, aptly named 04A1A! I'll always treasure the times we had together and i'm going to miss you people to bits!
-alvyn
the class united @
7:18 PM
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
