After another Premiership weekend, I'm convinced that...
1)Manchester United will be crowned champions of England again.
2) Newcastle are going to need more than Michael Owen and his boyish charms to turn things around.
3) Bolton were offering a sale for goals scored against them and Chelsea, being the typically kaisu team that they are, snapped up all the goals on offer.
4) Chelsea sucks and always will.
5) Manchester United will win the premiership title.
6) Tottenham is the best team in London and Arsene Wenger will be fired before Christmas
7) Everton, with only ONE goal scored in EIGHT games, will not find the back of the net until they hire the best partnership in the world, Shane Koh and Alvyn Ng...... Even then, we won't play for them!!! JECT!!!!!!!!
I was chatting with a church friend when she said "i think i'm falling in love with Shay Given(Newcastle's goalkeeper), to which i asked "With his looks or his skills?". "His skills lahh!!!!!!" was the reply, after which she launched into this long narrative of Given's abilities. The point is, more and more people are watching football... So to stay relevant, those who haven't already started following football should do so right now, especially the guys(you know who you are)! Haha, and did i mention that United will win the title this year? Cheers!
-don't tell me you don't know who i am.
the class united @
1:27 PM
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
