7 ways to escape army enlistment this year
1) Seal up your letter box so that no enlistment letters can find their way in. That way, you can feign ignorance if the army calls you up
2) Go for a sex change operation. I'm pretty sure the army will not enlist you after that unless you want to which no one in the right mind will do.
3) Become the Prime Minister and pass a new law stating that National Service is not compulsory any more.
4) Escape the country right now and never return till you're 60 years old and can barely see or walk! No army in their right mind will want an old man.
5)Walk up to MINDEF and tell them straight in the face that you want your holidays!Afterall, isn't it all about initiative and frankness nowadays?
6)Pretend to be dead and hide in your house for the next twenty years.
7) Really be dead.
-alvyn
the class united @
8:25 PM
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
