hey guys its about four days to prelims and i'm hereee and so freaking bored..
well anyway i'm pretty much screwed for prelims and i don't really care. i'm trying to console myself that i screwed up my sec 4 prelims too and caused me to go to the most inspiring school ever - MI. yes the alma mater of 3 present 04A1A-ians.
MI was fun but oh.. it wasn't much of a school. canteen is as big as my toenail. ONE STALL in the canteen. no queue system in the canteen. YES its all about food.
toilets without lights. level 2 is 5cm above level 3. one lecture hall. lectures done transparency-style. reading programme every morning. teachers were clones of mr y*e.
i still remember my first day in MI. an innocent girl like me stepped into the toilet, where 29487294 girls with coloured hair and strawberry clips were inside, speaking in hokkien or something. then this girl's handphone rang in full techno glory, she picked it up and went, " LAO GONGGG.."
i was liikkee.. omg this girl is married!!!!!! until i told my friend about it later and she told me it was a form of endearment. like hello, do you call your boyfriend HUSBAND? it was so weird..
and then i went back to partake in the orientation games which included kicking the ball to each other, *ball lands on my feet.. "err hi everyone i'm marvellous michelle." -kicks away. "uh hello i am funny fiona" - kicks away. yah that kinda game. that was probably the most scintillating game we played.
and let me not even get started on the people there.
OGL on a mike: HELLO EVERYONE! WELCOME TO MI! *walks over to a boy seated nearby.. HI TELL EVERYONE WHATS YOUR NAME! -hands over the mike
BOY: pangsai.
OGL: ERR OKAY! YOU OVER THERE, WHATS YOUR NAME!
BOY: don't tell you.
i'm not kidding. shane and weikee do you guys recall this?!
and that is why.. PRELIMS ARE IMPORTANT.
peace. michelle out.
the class united @
2:58 PM
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
