Hey dear friends, in about 24 hours time, the new English Premiership season will be underway! It's such an exciting event i wonder why you guys aren't jumping for joy, but then i figured probably you all didn't know what's in store for us this season. Hence here are the top three reasons why you should watch the new EPL season:
1) The EPL has a history of serving up some great matches, some examples being Man United beating Arsenal 6-1, United beating Liverpool 2-0 and United beating Arsenal 2-0 last season, so you can be sure of such entertaining matches again.
2)There'll be some good players strutting their stuff this season. Some of them include Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard and Theirry Henry. But you'll also see the REALLY GOOD PLAYERS such as Roy Keane, Ole Solskjaer, Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo.
3)For the girls, there'll be some eye candy on display as well in the form of players like Theirry Henry, Gabriel Heinze, Ruud Van Nistelrooy and Dider Drogba (erm,maybe not).
Right, hope i didn't bore the crap out of you. Watch the new season of the EPL. You won't regret it and of course, we all know who's going to be champions.
-do you all seriously have no idea who i am?
the class united @
7:34 PM
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
