Size matters not
Hard to imagine that a nine hundred alien might actually be right, but he is.
Yes my dear friends, after one and a half years of striving, we have finally reached the pinnacle of academic success. We can proudly proclaim that we are the best class in college and at the same time still say that we are cool people and not some poor shivelled up soul without a life. I'm so proud of everyone. We mustn't get complacent now, but look to maintain top spot for prelims and the As. Just for this week, let's savour the sweet taste of success. We've deserved it.
alvyn
the class united @
9:24 PM
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
