location: school library
reporters: angela goh and michelle wong
time: 1.05 pm
hello guys! yeap i agree with alvyn that we should get a present for the teachers together especially for mr nathan hehe. anyway angela and i are whiling our time away because there are no freaking seats in the library. too many muggers around especially after mrs ho's talk.
-mich the witch
okay.. while that witch goes to prepare her broth, i will bitch about her... hee hee
hmmm... so she's been bugging everyone to go for that flag raising thing... ( i can't believe all you guys are entertaining her!!!) and she finished all the vanilla coke just now.. sob sob... =(
ok... the bell just went.. lunch is over.. time to go look 4 tables..
-Angela the panda
*cue for mich to return. (remember - stage directions are VERY important..=P)
while angela goes back to her homeland china, i'm back to entertain all the members of THE BEST CLASS IN NANYANG'S HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hip hip hooray guys i'm so proud of us and i'm inspired to work hard now to bring class nationalism to a greater height!!!!! i can see an improvement in work attitude in the class, example:
1) daniel sitting next to mr yee very willingly during gp. yes folks, next to mr yee at the teacher's table!
2) more than 5 people turned up for gp!
3) we have history notes during history lecture today!
4) kelvin comes to school more than once a week!!
5) new discovery of make-me-smart sandwiches in the canteen!! (thanks panda!)
so that was michelle and her loyal subject angela signing off. (*angela kneels on the floor and grovels) TATA!
the class united @
1:04 PM
Emily,KAWAII!
Kelvin,FUCK YOU!
Raymond,SEX WITH STRANGERS!
Shane,I SMARTER THAN NORMAN!
Simin,I LIKE (T)BERRY!
Angela,AH!I'M CRAZY!
Alvyn,YAN CAN COOK!
Karen,WHERE AM I?
Michelle,SMU ROCKS!
Norman,I AM SO SMART!
Wei Kee,I LIKE TO WANK.
and featuring special guest,ALVERINA.
Collectively:oh my GAWD SHUT UP!
